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20. Lock 'n Load

Love Barge

Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard, we're expecting you.
We're expecting you.
Love (love), love (love),
Life's sweetest reward.
Let it float, it floats back to you.
It floats back to you.

Love (love, love), Love (love, love), Love (love, love) Love.

Y'know, Gopher's here.
Gavin McCloud's here, and that chick that did all the blow.

Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you, you, you, you, you?

Drum solo! Fine!

Love (love, love, love, love)
We got the bow and the stern.
We got the fore and the aft, and the mizz and the mast.
We got the poop deck too, this ain't the QE-2


Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you, you, you, you, you?

Love (love, love, love, love)
Think of the boat as a metaphor.
Then again, maybe it is just a boat.
Love (love, love, love, love)
Love (love, love, love, love)

Welcome to side 1 of tape 3 in our Puff-Away stop smoking series. Once again, you feel the urge for nicotine. Relax, make yourself comfortable. Think about nothing at all. Except the fact that you really want a cigarette. Let your mind wander, down to the ocean. Feel the cool evening breeze. Listen to the soothing sound of the tide . coming in, going out...coming in, going out. Relax. Get your mind off the rich, full tobacco taste. Taste me, taste me. C'mon, taste me. Relax. That's it. That's right. *PUFF* I'll bet you really want a cigarette. Well, go ahead . have one. Nobody's stopping you. Go ahead, light up. Listen to the ocean. Doesn't it sound like a cigarette? Inhaling, exhaling. Inhaling, exhaling...