I want you to get a gun
And head on down to Washington.
I want you to cimb up high,
High in the sky and shoot them all.
Th-th-they d-d-don't deserve to live.
What did they ever give to you?
Na na na na na na.

(SPOKEN)
You know what I want you to do? I want you to go upstairs to that apartment where that guy keeps playing that Barry Manilow record "Copacabana" over and over and over again. I want you to ring the doorbell, and when he answers the door, I want you to stab him in the neck with a number 2 pencil because HE MUST PAY!!! Chop him up and put him in the freezer and as you leave the apartment, light the place on fire!

(SUNG)
Voices in my head, these are the
Voices in my head, Voices in my head,
These are the Voices in my head.

You should dress up like a clown.
(BARK)(BARK)(HOWL)

(SPOKEN)
Hi, you never called me back. I got the pictures back from Thanksgiving. I don't know why you wear that earring. if your father was alive I don't know what he'd say. I was talking to Mrs. Corelli yesterday. You know Bobby Corelli who was in your grade? He got promoted again in his law firm. He's making 175,000 a year now. Are you on drugs? Why don't you ever call me back? When are you gonna get married son? Isn't it about time you settled down and got yourself a house and got a kid and got a car and got a dog and got a lawnmower and got a nice picket fence...

(SUNG)
Voices in my head, these are the
Voices in my head, Voices in my head,
These are the Voices in my head.
The Voice in my head...

Why, why is it every time I gotta
Wait on friggen line?

(SPOKEN)
Why is it every time I turn on my television set I gotta see Sally Struthers and those starving kids? Why can't somebody just send her a check and shut her and those God damn kids up!? Jesus fucking Christ! (Where's Rob Reiner when you need him!?)

(SUNG)
Why, why don't they drop the bomb
Right on top of everyone?
Na na na na na na.

Voices in my head, these are the
Voices in my head, Voices in my head,
These are the Voices in my head.