(SPOKEN)
You know, we spend a lot of time in this show talking about death and disease and cancer and catastrophe and we do it because...well I think it's fucking funny. We want to send you home now with an upbeat number, with a dance number, with a song that'll put a smile on your face and a nice, warm feeling down here in the cockles.

(SUNG)
Everything is horrible,
Really, really, really terrible,
I'm really depressed,
I'm really downtrodden.

The whole world is doomed,
We're all gonna die,
25,672 people die every single minute,
Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died.